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The fuck did you say to me
I’m not giving context for this because it’s funnier that way.
Joining Ted Cruz’s war on Barbie on the side of Barbie.
getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day
rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see
But seriously….when Ken said “They’re staring at me and there’s no violent undertones” while smiling and Barbie says “They’re staring at me too and there’s definitely violent undertones” while worried were the realest moments in that movie.
*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*
NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS
Genuinely hope everyone involved in making and fellating this piece of cinematic shit’s skin melts off
What fucking “man” are you talking about Polygon Guy? Humans? I don’t know if you’ve noticed but “not liquifying 250,000 people in a flash” is a feat that literally every single country on earth has managed to pull off so far except for the depraved shithole you’re writing from. What if desiring to melt people alive en masse is not, in fact, an innate human foible but was the conscious decision of a handful of depraved people engorged on decades of genocide and imperialist plunder to increase their own power and wealth? Sorry we’re not all as fucking evil as Harry S. Truman. Cope cunt.
PARAPPA THE RAPPER (1996) dev. NanaOn-Sha
You have been visited by the barefoot crypto guy, your portfolio will remain as it was
Subnautica by Unknown Worlds Entertainment (2018)







